This blog has been hosted at ryaninc.blogspot.com for way too long. I finally got a chance to set up a real domain. The old one will still work, of course, but you can now reach The Dastardly Report by going to www.dastardlyreport.com.
Pretty awesome, I think. This calls for more frequent posts, as well. :-)
By the way, if anyone reading this would like help setting up your own real domain for your blog, let me know, I'd be happy to help!